/u/kafka779's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was relieved when I realized the strange shadow in my bedroom was merely a pile of wrinkled clothes, until I remembered I had already put my laundry away.

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They say that you never truly age if you’re young at heart.

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I knew I had taken some quality LSD as I felt my soul ascending to the spiritual plane.

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Stumbling blindly into a thicket of brambles, I pulled myself from its clutches, desperate to be free.

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I tend to sleep in weird positions, so I’ve kinda gotten used to my arms falling asleep by morning.

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I kept my head bowed as the stranger staggered past me, wheezing and panting.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was relieved when I realized the strange shadow in my bedroom was merely a pile of wrinkled clothes, until I remembered I had already put my laundry away.	6113
They say that you never truly age if you’re young at heart.	1031
I knew I had taken some quality LSD as I felt my soul ascending to the spiritual plane.	116
Stumbling blindly into a thicket of brambles, I pulled myself from its clutches, desperate to be free.	44
I tend to sleep in weird positions, so I’ve kinda gotten used to my arms falling asleep by morning.	18
I kept my head bowed as the stranger staggered past me, wheezing and panting.	8