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I'd recognize my wife's beautiful eyes anywhere.

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"Someone must have had a bad period," I laughed when cleaning the blood, until I realized I was in the men's bathroom.

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I wondered whether the new tinder message I got was a pick up line.

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I told her I'd love her forever.

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I woke up with Mike's arms around me again.

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Due to being human, I finished the captcha tests with ease.

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Every time I get home, the toilet seat is left up!

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I asked the magic ate ball how I would die.

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Of course I don't hate people!

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I woke up in the middle of the night with a cold, and sneezed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'd recognize my wife's beautiful eyes anywhere.	1
"Someone must have had a bad period," I laughed when cleaning the blood, until I realized I was in the men's bathroom.	1
I wondered whether the new tinder message I got was a pick up line.	1
I told her I'd love her forever.	1
I woke up with Mike's arms around me again.	1
Due to being human, I finished the captcha tests with ease.	1
Every time I get home, the toilet seat is left up!	1
I asked the magic ate ball how I would die.	1
Of course I don't hate people!	1
I woke up in the middle of the night with a cold, and sneezed.	1