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I know it's childish, but sometimes after a nightmare, I'll check in my closet so I can feel safe when I go back to sleep.

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I've tried countless recipes, but I just can't recreate my mom's chili!

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I asked my friend Susan why she wasn't voting this year.

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My therapist told me that my odd kinks were nothing to be ashamed of.

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"But if you killed someone yesterday, how do I know you won't kill me?"

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I let him stay at my house withiut charging rent or utilities, and he won't even help with the dishes!

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I made my husband his favorite pot roast for tonight.

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I've always loved relaxing ASMR, but now I get it for free!

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I haven't felt the same since Maurice died.

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I hurried to my kitchen as I realized my sandwiches were burning,

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I know it's childish, but sometimes after a nightmare, I'll check in my closet so I can feel safe when I go back to sleep.	4453
I've tried countless recipes, but I just can't recreate my mom's chili!	108
I asked my friend Susan why she wasn't voting this year.	56
My therapist told me that my odd kinks were nothing to be ashamed of.	29
"But if you killed someone yesterday, how do I know you won't kill me?"	19
I let him stay at my house withiut charging rent or utilities, and he won't even help with the dishes!	19
I made my husband his favorite pot roast for tonight.	19
I've always loved relaxing ASMR, but now I get it for free!	14
I haven't felt the same since Maurice died.	4
I hurried to my kitchen as I realized my sandwiches were burning,	1