/u/kamlong00's posts
[SP] We didn't understand the meaning of 'no chill' until he began requesting depleted uranium ammunition
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[EU] "That's a machine gun, Professor, and yes, I understand your upset, however, they signed a lifelong NDA before coming here, they are extremely skilled, and they will ensure the attack on Hogwarts will fail"
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[WP] Write about the Tomb of The Unknown Soldier in Arlington Cemetery in the perspective of an alien ambassador to the Humans
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[WP] After being displaced into a high fantasy world, your misfortune led to you being presented as a sacrifice to a dragon. Upon your arrival it asks you one question: "Where were you when the towers fell?"
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[WP] You are the engineer of a seed ship bound for a distant planet and the colony was placed into stasis, however, shortly after falling out of radio range, you realise that the stasis technology was never properly tested for the length of the mission
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[WP] 'Don't cry, you'll run out of tears' is a common phrase told by parents to their children, unknown to them, tears is an individually finite liquid, and you are the first one to run out.
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[WP] Newspaper headline: College student brutalises supervillain, says "Finals is next week, and his shenanigans made it impossible to study."
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[WP] The hero threw his broken sword in frustration and cried "Why are you doing this? We are family!" The villain pulled the hero into a hug and whispered "the wall watches us, the wall hears us, we won't exist if we don't"
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[WP] As lab grown meat displaces traditionally sourced meat from the market, people unwilling to change congregate to participate in increasingly competitive auctions in attempt to obtain cuts from the rapidly dwindling livestock population.
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[WP] International tensions rose the cusp of war, the clock read thirty seconds to midnight, and a near indestructible underground archive was constructed to preserve humanity's knowledge in the event the clock ticked midnight. Millennia later the archive is rediscovered and unsealed.
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