/u/kapuchu's posts
[WP] "Of all the Were-monsters, don't mess with THAT one," you were told. "A werewolf's got NOTHING on a Canadian Were-Goose!"
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[WP] Two soldiers sit amongst the dead on the battlefield, talking with each other. Yesterday they were enemies, now they are some of the only survivors of this battle.
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[WP] Humanity is not the strongest, smartest, or most durable species in the galaxy. What we do have is persistence, stubbornness, and sheer force of will. They made a mistake underestimating the species that evolved from persistence hunting, and invented the pyrrhic victory.
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[WP] When people die, their sins are read aloud for them, and all who pass by, before the pearly gates open for them. This is the true hell. The time they suffer varies. You just died, and the first thing you see is an Angel, nearly asleep on their feet, as they struggle through someone else's list.
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[WP] The Universe is Your egg. Every life; every tyrant, hero, and victim is You, at different stages of development. You have lived every life, and Your egg is hatching. You step into Your new life.
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[WP] She is Mary Sue, beautiful and skilled beyond compare, bending reality to your will by presence alone. Her arch nemesis is Gary Stue, the handsome and genius villain, to whom reality bends the same. Tell the tale of their final battle, and Reality's struggle to not break by clashing perfection.
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[WP] Ashes fall over a desolate battlefield. Weapons and soldiers alike lay half-submerged in bloodsoaked mud. A small child in tattered clothes is the only thing that moves, walking amongst the bodies.
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[WP] The Jinn looked down at him, and said. "You are the strongest in the world. Everything you could desire you could take, and that which you cannot take, others would give you freely. What use have you of my wishes?" Looking up from the lamp in their grasp, they said "I wish to be weak."
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[WP] The humans thought they could outsmart you. "Don't have children, and the Fae can't collect on what you promised!" They'd say. Unfortunately for them, you know about Fraudulent Contracts.
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