WritingPrompts

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[WP] You're an astrobiologist that runs a pet store, and are ecstatic when you get confirmation that the domesticated canines and felines on a newly contacted planet are approved as human companions! The only thing is, there's this tiny difference between theirs and ours...	1
[WP] In your military training, you'd heard stories of the newcomers, Terrans, that made them sound ingenious, tenacious, all but invincible. It's only in this moment that it hits you -- people don't like to tell stories that have no happy ending.	1
[PI] You have just been hired as the janitor at an academy of magic. This is of course the most prestigious role in the entire academy. As you are required to have extensive knowledge on everything magical in order to handle any contaminants, mutants, demons, etc.	1
You're on lunch break with your coworkers. Some are human and some are alien. One of the aliens, whose species developed echolocation instead of sight, asks you: What's it REALLY like to see with eyes?	1
[WP] "My aunt's getting married and my parents are driving me insane about not having someone to go with. So, I was hoping you would go with me and pretend we're dating, because they're racist assholes that hate humans."	1
[WP] "I'm two halves dragon." "But that's just...a dragon." "YOU'D THINK SO, WOULDN'T YOU?"	1
[WP] When humans joined the galaxy, we saw that their newscasts did thorough reporting on wars with sporadic video footage. But not one other species currently had a concept of the career "war correspondent".	1
You wake up in the middle of the night at your new house. You look over and there's an old lady covered in rotting flesh in the corner, glaring at you. You're terrified, and freeze, but suddenly you let out an enormous fart. And the old lady blinks and then cracks up laughing. What happens next?	1
315 Days	1
"I thought this was supposed to be a romantic moonlit boat ride," he sighed. As I tossed the second weighted body over the side of the boat, I replied, "It can be two things!"	1

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