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Frank had finally had enough, and walked next door to complain to the new neighbors about their noisy dog.
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The day Jacob died, my friends made a promise that they would hunt his killer until their dying breath.
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I had to cut off my hand and feed it to my dog today, as there really isn't any food left that isn't radioactive.
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The carnival ride operator held everyone in an upside down position as he stole their fallen wallets and phones.
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He was shocked to realize that the procedure had worked; he was free of his body and living in a digital world.
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'You know what this means' the Grim Reaper said as he touched the shoulder of the last living person on earth.
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The king held up the blue, stiffening corpse of his stillborn child and maniacally proclaimed "We finally have an heir to the throne!"
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Every night at three fifteen am, he crawled into bed and slid his arm around his wife, snuggling against her neck and smelling her hair.
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