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It didn't take Burton long to realize that he was dead, having been murdered by his family just before Thanksgiving.

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Burton was so happy to finally be included in the family turkey hunt that he didn't even question it when they asked him not to wear a reflective vest.

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The replica had made James' life so much easier as it was programmed to do whatever he found most difficult.

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The soldier had been sent back to his small hometown due to illness, but his friends and family couldn't stop talking about how healthy he looked.

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The best sleep I've ever had was in the graveyard with the hundreds of bodies buried there.

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There were three test subjects remaining in my lab: the woman that was still healing, the woman that was dying, and the pregnant one.

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I awoke from my coma and knew immediately that the thing in my abdomen had been successfully removed.

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The man saw the monster every night in haunting nightmares and erratic dreams.

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Portia knew the old wives tales about cats sucking the souls out of babies were still believed in this tiny, backwoods town.

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The Maytag employee stood staring down into the open freezer, looking for defects that would justify the warranty claim, and finally asked, 'Well what seems to be the problem?'

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It didn't take Burton long to realize that he was dead, having been murdered by his family just before Thanksgiving.	147
Burton was so happy to finally be included in the family turkey hunt that he didn't even question it when they asked him not to wear a reflective vest.	144
The replica had made James' life so much easier as it was programmed to do whatever he found most difficult.	131
The soldier had been sent back to his small hometown due to illness, but his friends and family couldn't stop talking about how healthy he looked.	87
The best sleep I've ever had was in the graveyard with the hundreds of bodies buried there.	66
There were three test subjects remaining in my lab: the woman that was still healing, the woman that was dying, and the pregnant one.	63
I awoke from my coma and knew immediately that the thing in my abdomen had been successfully removed.	48
The man saw the monster every night in haunting nightmares and erratic dreams.	43
Portia knew the old wives tales about cats sucking the souls out of babies were still believed in this tiny, backwoods town.	40
The Maytag employee stood staring down into the open freezer, looking for defects that would justify the warranty claim, and finally asked, 'Well what seems to be the problem?'	28