/u/khaosknight69's posts
[WP] On October 31, 2016, lightning struck the offices of The Onion HQ. A cosmic hole opened, turning all of reality into a satire of itself. Now its your job to bring things back to normal somehow.
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[WP] 50 years after earth began recieving visitors from other galaxies, you've finally saved enough to open the milky way's first interstellar bed and breakfast.
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[WP] Aliens discover earth, but have no such thing as TV or movies in their home worlds. The aliens just binge watched all our hits, and they have some serious questions.
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[WP] You found a real-life elder scroll at an antique sale. Now, once you figure out how to use it without going blind, you can rewrite the rules of reality.
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[WP] An order of time traveling assassins goes around helping heroes become who they were meant to be. Notable past targets include Uncle Ben and Tom and Martha Wayne.
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[WP] Every year in your town everyone writes down a law on a piece of paper and a drawing is conducted. Whatever law is drawn becomes an actual law for one year.
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[WP] On November 10th the world went to sleep and all was well, the sun set as normal and darkness fell. On November 11th the sun rose, almost as normal, but for some reason it was now rising in the West and setting in the East.
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[WP] Pet owners around the world rejoice! Google's "Pet to People" translator is finally released, allowing anyone who buys one to talk to animals!
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[WP] A shocking study reveals climate change is too far gone to stop. No matter what we do, there won't be enough oxygen producers to sustain our population. Scientists have even nailed down the exact date we will all begin to suffocate: exactly 15 years from today.
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