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"3, 8, 6, 17, 25, 32 and 43"

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My doctor is brilliant, any cosmetic surgery I ask for he does; nose job, gastric band, tummy tuck

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"employee #3754883-C please step forward to the counter"

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"do they have freckles?"

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my eyes burned with tears as i placed my newborn son in the cradle

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"and in ancient times, people worship a entity consisting of three parts"

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My eyes burned with tears as I read the letter informing me of my parents deaths.

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i flicked the Stanley knife open and closed a few times as i stared at my bloody wrists

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"a good girl should be seen but not heard"

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we were prepared for practical anything when we lauched the first inter-solar probe.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"3, 8, 6, 17, 25, 32 and 43"	12838
My doctor is brilliant, any cosmetic surgery I ask for he does; nose job, gastric band, tummy tuck	7725
"employee #3754883-C please step forward to the counter"	1130
"do they have freckles?"	651
my eyes burned with tears as i placed my newborn son in the cradle	479
"and in ancient times, people worship a entity consisting of three parts"	162
My eyes burned with tears as I read the letter informing me of my parents deaths.	107
i flicked the Stanley knife open and closed a few times as i stared at my bloody wrists	49
"a good girl should be seen but not heard"	49
we were prepared for practical anything when we lauched the first inter-solar probe.	44