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Tolkien didn’t want to accept valid criticism and that’s how a brand new, adorable little word was born 🤗

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(tagged nsfw for sexy bare butt cheeks) NSFW

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If this is indeed the will of the council… then Hal will see it done

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Death! Death! death! Dea— oh shit ohhhhhh dammmnit ohhhh

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I think I’ve seen this movie.

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“Okay, now pretend you’re watching fire works for the first time. I wanna see something between awe and fear. Give me shocked fascination… let your mouth hang open like you’re a bewildered idiot. perfect.” -porn directors

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Gandalf is honestly so disrespectful! He yelled at Bilbo in his own home, and used a cheap magic trick to scare the little guy— all while gaslighting him into thinking that he wasn’t some conjurer of cheap tricks!

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Why didn’t Elrond just shriek out an ear piercing tantrum when isildur told him no? Are human toddlers just better negotiators than really old elves?

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Oblivious NSFW

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He didn’t volunteer only out of the goodness and bravery of his heart. At this point the ring was already acting on him, he couldn’t bear the thought of someone else bearing it, as it was already becoming precious to him

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Tolkien didn’t want to accept valid criticism and that’s how a brand new, adorable little word was born 🤗	6311
(tagged nsfw for sexy bare butt cheeks) NSFW	1282
If this is indeed the will of the council… then Hal will see it done	699
Death! Death! death! Dea— oh shit ohhhhhh dammmnit ohhhh	420
I think I’ve seen this movie.	414
“Okay, now pretend you’re watching fire works for the first time. I wanna see something between awe and fear. Give me shocked fascination… let your mouth hang open like you’re a bewildered idiot. perfect.” -porn directors	184
Gandalf is honestly so disrespectful! He yelled at Bilbo in his own home, and used a cheap magic trick to scare the little guy— all while gaslighting him into thinking that he wasn’t some conjurer of cheap tricks!	179
Why didn’t Elrond just shriek out an ear piercing tantrum when isildur told him no? Are human toddlers just better negotiators than really old elves?	171
Oblivious NSFW	103
He didn’t volunteer only out of the goodness and bravery of his heart. At this point the ring was already acting on him, he couldn’t bear the thought of someone else bearing it, as it was already becoming precious to him	68