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[WP] Everyone's cognitive abilities are paired with disabilities of the same order: The dumbest are fine, honors kids have OCD, Einstein-level geniuses have intense migraines, cerebral-palsy. You work at a school. A kid comes in completely paralyzed except for his hand. What does he have to say?
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[WP] Jesus watches over you. You've seen him ever since you were little. There has never been a time where he wasn't visible. He can only talk to you. This is starting to get out of hand.
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[WP] You are selected to participate in the longest voyage of mankind in a manned shuttle headed for Andromeda. During cryo-sleep, the ships' computer wakes you up, and you hear knocking coming from the outside window.
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[WP] You are a woman with the power to control dragons, having them kidnap you and be killed by various wealthy princes, which you then marry, and kill off when they fall into poverty. One day you find a dragon resistant to your control, and it agrees not to kill you. On one condition.
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[WP] You write the first name that comes to mind on your ballot as a joke, being fed up and indecisive with the current presidential election. Turns out, everyone else was to. Welcoming our 45th president, John Doe.
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[WP] While visiting a museum, a malicious genie comes out of an artifact, tempting you with three wishes with the intent to turn them against you. Little does he know, you're the technical writer for Microsoft's Terms and Conditions Agreement.
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[WP] A kindly lawyer dies, and has to traverse through the 9 circles of hell to try to strike a deal with the devil himself to say goodbye to his grandson.
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