/u/knaet's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I have lived a happy life, even if my parents are a little over protective.

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"My son always screams like a wounded animal when we cut his hair," we told the psychiatrist, hoping for guidance.

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"No other surgeon would take on such a tricky case, so thank you, Dr. Kline," I said with feeling, the anesthesia setting in.

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"You see, my dear, this day and age, exposed skin is prevalent...and thus not at all exciting."

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Marla, inspired by the clutter-free trend, spent weeks giving away the majority of her possessions.

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Through the blood and tears I sob and plea, begging him to tell me what he wants.

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Look, I'm not saying everyone who leaves their door unlocked is guaranteed to get murdered.

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"They put the tracking devices under them," the voice whispered, "you will have to get rid of them all."

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The best part of my day is seeing the love of my life come home after work.

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"First of all, we prefer the term "distant admirer" to "stalker"," he whispered through the phone.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I have lived a happy life, even if my parents are a little over protective.	12507
"My son always screams like a wounded animal when we cut his hair," we told the psychiatrist, hoping for guidance.	11304
"No other surgeon would take on such a tricky case, so thank you, Dr. Kline," I said with feeling, the anesthesia setting in.	5766
"You see, my dear, this day and age, exposed skin is prevalent...and thus not at all exciting."	1092
Marla, inspired by the clutter-free trend, spent weeks giving away the majority of her possessions.	865
Through the blood and tears I sob and plea, begging him to tell me what he wants.	644
Look, I'm not saying everyone who leaves their door unlocked is guaranteed to get murdered.	461
"They put the tracking devices under them," the voice whispered, "you will have to get rid of them all."	366
The best part of my day is seeing the love of my life come home after work.	259
"First of all, we prefer the term "distant admirer" to "stalker"," he whispered through the phone.	256