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My wife hasn’t put down our newborn son since he was born

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As I walked out of the hospital with a beautiful baby in my arms I couldn’t help but smile

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“That’s not my baby!” My husband screamed as the doctor held up my new born.

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I often heard stories of cats eating their owners after they died

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My mom sent me a text “ sorry honey I’m guna be home late tonight, one of the girls got sick so I’m covering her shift :/ “

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“ where is it ?“ I screamed as I tore the house apart searching

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As i held her hands in mine i couldn't help but smile.

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“So what’s your name?” I asked as l loaded grocery’s into the back of his car.

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I have a horrible sleep schedule so it’s not uncommon for it to be pitch black outside when I wake up .

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife hasn’t put down our newborn son since he was born	1475	TwoSentenceHorror
As I walked out of the hospital with a beautiful baby in my arms I couldn’t help but smile	509	TwoSentenceHorror
“That’s not my baby!” My husband screamed as the doctor held up my new born.	375	TwoSentenceHorror
I often heard stories of cats eating their owners after they died	223	TwoSentenceHorror
My mom sent me a text “ sorry honey I’m guna be home late tonight, one of the girls got sick so I’m covering her shift :/ “	85	TwoSentenceHorror
“ where is it ?“ I screamed as I tore the house apart searching	38	TwoSentenceHorror
As i held her hands in mine i couldn't help but smile.	30	TwoSentenceHorror
“So what’s your name?” I asked as l loaded grocery’s into the back of his car.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
I have a horrible sleep schedule so it’s not uncommon for it to be pitch black outside when I wake up .	15	TwoSentenceHorror