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The fact the person you're texting has no idea that you're taking a dump is so deeply, silently rebellious

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They call me a narcissist because I spend 4 hours in front of the mirror everyday.

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Last year, my parents lost everything they had to COVID-19

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"You can't keep waiting for a donor", My friend said to coax me into accepting my recently deceased mother's kidney.

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I'm done with my 70-year old dad blackmailing me for sex every weekend.

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My therapist was an absolute piece of trash who was passing on my information to my debtors.

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"Daddy's just going on a work trip, honey."

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After being freed from the death camp, the 'undesirable' asked a United Nations soldier, "Can we go home?"

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They call me a narcissist because I spend 4 hours in front of the mirror everyday.

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My hike got interesting when I met a naked man playing a violin by the riverside.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The fact the person you're texting has no idea that you're taking a dump is so deeply, silently rebellious	113	TwoSentenceHorror
They call me a narcissist because I spend 4 hours in front of the mirror everyday.	74	TwoSentenceHorror
Last year, my parents lost everything they had to COVID-19	64	TwoSentenceSadness
"You can't keep waiting for a donor", My friend said to coax me into accepting my recently deceased mother's kidney.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm done with my 70-year old dad blackmailing me for sex every weekend.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
My therapist was an absolute piece of trash who was passing on my information to my debtors.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
"Daddy's just going on a work trip, honey."	19	TwoSentenceHorror
After being freed from the death camp, the 'undesirable' asked a United Nations soldier, "Can we go home?"	18	TwoSentenceSadness
They call me a narcissist because I spend 4 hours in front of the mirror everyday.	13	TwoSentenceSadness
My hike got interesting when I met a naked man playing a violin by the riverside.	13	TwoSentenceHorror