/u/kohlapse's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Collect every nation's gold and make a solid cube," I said as I wrote on a scroll of paper and put it in the golem's mouth.

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"I recently found out that I'm not your biological father," he finally told his son on his eighteenth birthday.

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One shot from the chrono-ray would age a person or object by twenty years for a few moments, allowing the dying scientist to briefly see his infant son as an adult.

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Nobody understood how the experiment had resulted in him exuding honey from every hair follicle in his body.

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The ancient ones foretold that the wars would leave islands of bone amidst seas of blood.

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Scientists developed this wonderful pill which removes the need to expel bodily wastes for an entire calendar year.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Collect every nation's gold and make a solid cube," I said as I wrote on a scroll of paper and put it in the golem's mouth.	1513
"I recently found out that I'm not your biological father," he finally told his son on his eighteenth birthday.	140
One shot from the chrono-ray would age a person or object by twenty years for a few moments, allowing the dying scientist to briefly see his infant son as an adult.	45
Nobody understood how the experiment had resulted in him exuding honey from every hair follicle in his body.	31
The ancient ones foretold that the wars would leave islands of bone amidst seas of blood.	23
Scientists developed this wonderful pill which removes the need to expel bodily wastes for an entire calendar year.	8