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I cut my wife up, put her in the trash, and moved the can out to the curb before sitting down to read the paper.

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When I was young and in bed alone I used to see monsterous faces in the darkness

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I wiped away snow so I could see through the ice of the frozen lake and yelled "I win the bet"

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I make love to her one last time, it is hard but I know this has run its course

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I put my sleeping baby in the car seat, turned the car on, and got ready to go

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I went into the basement to put in a load of laundry when I noticed a pipe had broken and roots were coming out of it

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I put my hands on her chest for the first time and as she moaned I got harder and harder

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Though I cooked the steak perfectly, cutting through the gristle was still pretty tough

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I cut my wife up, put her in the trash, and moved the can out to the curb before sitting down to read the paper.	382
When I was young and in bed alone I used to see monsterous faces in the darkness	31
I wiped away snow so I could see through the ice of the frozen lake and yelled "I win the bet"	20
I make love to her one last time, it is hard but I know this has run its course	20
I put my sleeping baby in the car seat, turned the car on, and got ready to go	19
I went into the basement to put in a load of laundry when I noticed a pipe had broken and roots were coming out of it	12
I put my hands on her chest for the first time and as she moaned I got harder and harder	5
Though I cooked the steak perfectly, cutting through the gristle was still pretty tough	3