/u/kowalski655's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I laughed as my daughter jumped from sofa to coffee table to chair giggling "Look Daddy,the blue carpet is water,and I'm a pirate!"

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I have finally finished my super telescope that will enable me to see to the edge of the known universe, 93 billion light years away

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In a quiet moment I checked Google to find the average person has 9 to 12 pints of blood in them.

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As I drove into the small town,I could see everyone giving me dirty looks,and approaching the car menacingly.

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I wrote to Santa asking for e pony this Christmas, and bless him, he got me one

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I was the first human to drink cows milk

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25 years ago the aliens landed and gifted us unlimited energy, food and luxury

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Well Noah, I hope the Ark journey is a great success for you and all your family

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In a drunken rage, i bricked that cheating bitch up in the basement alcove

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Every night my daughter falls asleep holding my hand.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I laughed as my daughter jumped from sofa to coffee table to chair giggling "Look Daddy,the blue carpet is water,and I'm a pirate!"	44
I have finally finished my super telescope that will enable me to see to the edge of the known universe, 93 billion light years away	33
In a quiet moment I checked Google to find the average person has 9 to 12 pints of blood in them.	33
As I drove into the small town,I could see everyone giving me dirty looks,and approaching the car menacingly.	31
I wrote to Santa asking for e pony this Christmas, and bless him, he got me one	30
I was the first human to drink cows milk	26
25 years ago the aliens landed and gifted us unlimited energy, food and luxury	26
Well Noah, I hope the Ark journey is a great success for you and all your family	24
In a drunken rage, i bricked that cheating bitch up in the basement alcove	21
Every night my daughter falls asleep holding my hand.	21