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Every night my daughter falls asleep holding my hand.

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"Lets scrub that dirt off your face" I said to my daughter in the bath

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"Yes, Your Honour, he was a threat to me as he knelt on the ground, so I shot him 3 times in the head."

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He smiled as he saw his name on the birthday banner, along with "Happy 21st"

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This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none

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"As Captain of the first starship to make contact with another life form, I extend, on behalf of all humanity,our warm hand of friendship"

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The billionaire may have been an asshole in putting a tracking chip into his own baby, but it let us track where the kidnappers had taken her.

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"The recipe says to add pure chilli powder"

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I sang my favourite line from "DOA" in front of 80,000 screaming fans:"It's a shame we have to die my dear, no one's getting out of here alive"

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I watched my mum carried my baby sister down the beach

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every night my daughter falls asleep holding my hand.	21
"Lets scrub that dirt off your face" I said to my daughter in the bath	20
"Yes, Your Honour, he was a threat to me as he knelt on the ground, so I shot him 3 times in the head."	17
He smiled as he saw his name on the birthday banner, along with "Happy 21st"	15
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none	14
"As Captain of the first starship to make contact with another life form, I extend, on behalf of all humanity,our warm hand of friendship"	13
The billionaire may have been an asshole in putting a tracking chip into his own baby, but it let us track where the kidnappers had taken her.	12
"The recipe says to add pure chilli powder"	12
I sang my favourite line from "DOA" in front of 80,000 screaming fans:"It's a shame we have to die my dear, no one's getting out of here alive"	10
I watched my mum carried my baby sister down the beach	10