/u/kowalski655's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The washing machine is jammed so I have to drain water from it into a bucket

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I love the feeling of a warm toilet seat

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My kids were delighted when I said I was driving them to "The happiest place on earth"!

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"Comrade General"proclaimed the peasant farmer excitedly,"I have killed the alien and captured its spaceship!"

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The woman screamed as he approached her

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I got annoyed as I couldn't fit the peas in the freezer drawer.

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I took off my wedding ring for the first time in 35 years together

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"Siri, play me something by The Beatles"

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Near the roof of the hay barn, hunkered down among the bales, hidden and warm in his own straw igloo, the hobo fell asleep.

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It's great that, in this modern age, more and more people are rejecting the very concept of a heaven and a hell.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The washing machine is jammed so I have to drain water from it into a bucket	10
I love the feeling of a warm toilet seat	8
My kids were delighted when I said I was driving them to "The happiest place on earth"!	8
"Comrade General"proclaimed the peasant farmer excitedly,"I have killed the alien and captured its spaceship!"	8
The woman screamed as he approached her	8
I got annoyed as I couldn't fit the peas in the freezer drawer.	8
I took off my wedding ring for the first time in 35 years together	7
"Siri, play me something by The Beatles"	6
Near the roof of the hay barn, hunkered down among the bales, hidden and warm in his own straw igloo, the hobo fell asleep.	5
It's great that, in this modern age, more and more people are rejecting the very concept of a heaven and a hell.	5