/u/laiktail's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are the most witty piece of bread on Earth. Describe how you talk your way out of being eaten.
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[WP] There is a giant billboard in the middle of the city that always has a crowd gathered around it. It's because a single unknown fact is revealed there each day that will have the greatest impact on the survival of humanity. One day, you're shocked to see your name there.
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[WP] You're a humble peasant who must fight off waves of advertisers who feel entitled to waltz into your house and advertise whatever they please. You begin to kill the advertisers that enter your home, keeping their advertisements. Over time, you accidentally become a major media outlet.
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[WP] I'm John. I met a girl in my class who was very attractive and I fell in love with her, but I somehow became dependent on her. One day, she drove me to the forest and handed me an essay, titled 'The Seduction of John'.
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[WP] In the middle of a street that's usually as busy as Times Square, you find no-one and nothing amongst the buildings...except a lone piano. Being curious, you play a note, not realizing until too late what these piano keys actually do...
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[WP] A father of three kids robs a petrol station at gunpoint, but is deeply apologetic and does it only because his kids are starving.
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[WP] AFC (Alien Fried Chicken) is a fast food chain whose company agenda is to eventually rule Earth. You are its only human employee.
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