/u/lastfloortreasure's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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While we were lower-middle class, my wife and I had finally scrapped enough together to start our family.

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Sitting in front of my computer at work, I look down to see my hands are more wrinkled than I remember.

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I heard a flush in the stall next to me.

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I stumbled into the bathroom in the middle of the night to pee.

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The first sentence describes what is ostensibly a normal interaction between two people, such as celebrating a birthday or having sex.

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The sky was pitch black, and on closer inspection, a writhing mass of spiders of every conceivable (and inconceivable) size.

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"Did you know you can float on blood?"

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At my girlfriend's parent's Thanksgiving dinner, I left the table to poop.

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I successfully stayed off Reddit, Facebook, and Twitter for a week to avoid spoilers to Avengers.

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I put away the crib, piece by piece.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
While we were lower-middle class, my wife and I had finally scrapped enough together to start our family.	2200
Sitting in front of my computer at work, I look down to see my hands are more wrinkled than I remember.	397
I heard a flush in the stall next to me.	216
I stumbled into the bathroom in the middle of the night to pee.	39
The first sentence describes what is ostensibly a normal interaction between two people, such as celebrating a birthday or having sex.	34
The sky was pitch black, and on closer inspection, a writhing mass of spiders of every conceivable (and inconceivable) size.	22
"Did you know you can float on blood?"	13
At my girlfriend's parent's Thanksgiving dinner, I left the table to poop.	10
I successfully stayed off Reddit, Facebook, and Twitter for a week to avoid spoilers to Avengers.	9
I put away the crib, piece by piece.	8