/u/latchkey_49's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was making good time on the freeway when Siri said, “You have arrived.”

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My asshole brother came to visit us for Christmas and I was dismayed when mom insisted that he and I go into the woods to cut down a tree for the holidays.

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I opened my eyes after a relaxing fap on their sofa.

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I dressed my little boy in his Superman costume and he had been annoyingly jumping off furniture in our condominium while screaming, “I can fly!”

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Hi, I’ve been stalking you and trolling your friends in hopes of being your bestie.

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“Hey, Siri, what does NSA stand for?”

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They say that silence is an indication that diners are enjoying their meal.

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I awoke to the sounds of crickets chirping loudly and I asked my wife, “Honey, did you leave the window open again?”

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I was lying in my bed alone when the closet door opened with a slow creak.

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I was feeling paranoid so I went to the bathroom and opened the shower curtain only to find an empty tub.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was making good time on the freeway when Siri said, “You have arrived.”	118
My asshole brother came to visit us for Christmas and I was dismayed when mom insisted that he and I go into the woods to cut down a tree for the holidays.	112
I opened my eyes after a relaxing fap on their sofa.	80
I dressed my little boy in his Superman costume and he had been annoyingly jumping off furniture in our condominium while screaming, “I can fly!”	78
Hi, I’ve been stalking you and trolling your friends in hopes of being your bestie.	72
“Hey, Siri, what does NSA stand for?”	70
They say that silence is an indication that diners are enjoying their meal.	65
I awoke to the sounds of crickets chirping loudly and I asked my wife, “Honey, did you leave the window open again?”	52
I was lying in my bed alone when the closet door opened with a slow creak.	52
I was feeling paranoid so I went to the bathroom and opened the shower curtain only to find an empty tub.	48