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When I first joined the FBI, I used to laugh at the weirdo who would check under his bed every night while we watched on closed circuit surveillance.

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I placed my Christmas bonus check on the boss’s desk and informed him that the bank had rejected it because he forgot to sign it.

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I thought that nothing could be worse than being buried alive

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I was amazed by all of the awesomely perverse posts in r/TwoSentenceHorror sub today.

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The arresting officer informed his supervisor that he had seized 1 kilo of cocaine from the trunk of my vehicle.

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He said ... she said

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r/LegalAdvice is there a law against harboring illegal aliens?

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I don’t think that I made this cocktail properly.

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After the Klansmen lynched me l felt my soul leave my body and descend into Hell whereupon I was instantly surrounded by hooded figures in the darkness.

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I like to use ice cubes when I’m feeling kinky.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I first joined the FBI, I used to laugh at the weirdo who would check under his bed every night while we watched on closed circuit surveillance.	17
I placed my Christmas bonus check on the boss’s desk and informed him that the bank had rejected it because he forgot to sign it.	17
I thought that nothing could be worse than being buried alive	17
I was amazed by all of the awesomely perverse posts in r/TwoSentenceHorror sub today.	16
The arresting officer informed his supervisor that he had seized 1 kilo of cocaine from the trunk of my vehicle.	15
He said ... she said	14
r/LegalAdvice is there a law against harboring illegal aliens?	14
I don’t think that I made this cocktail properly.	13
After the Klansmen lynched me l felt my soul leave my body and descend into Hell whereupon I was instantly surrounded by hooded figures in the darkness.	13
I like to use ice cubes when I’m feeling kinky.	13