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She explained to the king in her sweetest voice, “Being a mother involves making difficult decisions.”

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I like photobombing strangers who are taking family pics.

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I thought to myself before jumping from one building to the next, “I am a parkour god!”

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For years I have passed by a car parked outside of my apartment complex with the vanity tag “NOTTDAY”.

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When confronted by a dangerous person, I always attempt to de-escalate the situation first.

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After I caught her texting her ex, she told me that she wanted to quit her job to be a full time mom.

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The crust dwellers and their global warming concerns always annoy me.

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We all knew the truth...

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She appeared in my room and said, “Shush, don’t be afraid because I am a time traveler.”

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The internet did not reinforce celebrity narcissism.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She explained to the king in her sweetest voice, “Being a mother involves making difficult decisions.”	12
I like photobombing strangers who are taking family pics.	12
I thought to myself before jumping from one building to the next, “I am a parkour god!”	12
For years I have passed by a car parked outside of my apartment complex with the vanity tag “NOTTDAY”.	11
When confronted by a dangerous person, I always attempt to de-escalate the situation first.	10
After I caught her texting her ex, she told me that she wanted to quit her job to be a full time mom.	9
The crust dwellers and their global warming concerns always annoy me.	7
We all knew the truth...	7
She appeared in my room and said, “Shush, don’t be afraid because I am a time traveler.”	7
The internet did not reinforce celebrity narcissism.	6