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When I was pulled over by flashing lights on a desolate highway, I said, “Officer, please be lenient because I used to be a cop.”

5591 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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With a heavy heart I explained to my little girl that sometimes nature goes wrong and a hamster will eat it’s newborn babies due to a stressful environment.

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When I died and went to Heaven I anticipated reuniting with my wife.

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I politely commented, “She’s adorable,” when my coworker held the phone which showed a picture of his 5 year old from this recent Halloween.

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Falling

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I think that it’s unfair that they removed the subreddit r/watchpeopledie .

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Valentine’s Day

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She said, “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”

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After I casually swiped left on the Tinder app I received a text message from an unknown number which asked, “Why?”

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I assumed that the loud stomping noises which kept me awake last night were coming from the attic.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was pulled over by flashing lights on a desolate highway, I said, “Officer, please be lenient because I used to be a cop.”	5591	TwoSentenceHorror
With a heavy heart I explained to my little girl that sometimes nature goes wrong and a hamster will eat it’s newborn babies due to a stressful environment.	3039	TwoSentenceHorror
When I died and went to Heaven I anticipated reuniting with my wife.	750	TwoSentenceSadness
I politely commented, “She’s adorable,” when my coworker held the phone which showed a picture of his 5 year old from this recent Halloween.	731	TwoSentenceHorror
Falling	515	shortscarystories
I think that it’s unfair that they removed the subreddit r/watchpeopledie .	330	TwoSentenceHorror
Valentine’s Day	322	shortscarystories
She said, “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”	309	TwoSentenceHorror
After I casually swiped left on the Tinder app I received a text message from an unknown number which asked, “Why?”	274	TwoSentenceHorror
I assumed that the loud stomping noises which kept me awake last night were coming from the attic.	256	TwoSentenceHorror