/u/lazarbeamfna_55's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I wake up to my dog licking my face

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I love singing in the shower

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"Please take me home Santa i don't want to be here anymore"

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As I chugged the water bottle I realize why they tell you to check the seal.the almond flavor was the last thing I tasted.

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As I see the man sitting in cafe I realize my mistake

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I sit down to shit

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As I chugged the water bottle I realized why they tell you to check the seal.the almondy flavour was the last thing I tasted

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Me and my twin brother decided to switch identities to see if anyone would notice

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wake up to my dog licking my face	20
I love singing in the shower	14
"Please take me home Santa i don't want to be here anymore"	8
As I chugged the water bottle I realize why they tell you to check the seal.the almond flavor was the last thing I tasted.	6
As I see the man sitting in cafe I realize my mistake	2
I sit down to shit	2
As I chugged the water bottle I realized why they tell you to check the seal.the almondy flavour was the last thing I tasted	1
Me and my twin brother decided to switch identities to see if anyone would notice	1