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I don't care what the damn DNA analysis says.

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The harbor had to be shut down temporarily after another body was found floating near the shore.

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You can't really see much of your nose because your brain filters it out.

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A thousand bodies found floating in the sea.

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The day man found evidence of intelligent life among the stars would be forever etched into history.

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I've never encountered a skinwalker until today.

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It's a marvel how freezing temperatures can preserve things for years on end.

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I'm aware that gazing into the abyss will open the gate for it to gaze back.

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I was given the option of a new, experimental punishment instead of the death penalty.

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I prayed long and hard that I would survive this necktie of dirt.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I don't care what the damn DNA analysis says.	2849
The harbor had to be shut down temporarily after another body was found floating near the shore.	149
You can't really see much of your nose because your brain filters it out.	48
A thousand bodies found floating in the sea.	29
The day man found evidence of intelligent life among the stars would be forever etched into history.	25
I've never encountered a skinwalker until today.	14
It's a marvel how freezing temperatures can preserve things for years on end.	11
I'm aware that gazing into the abyss will open the gate for it to gaze back.	10
I was given the option of a new, experimental punishment instead of the death penalty.	8
I prayed long and hard that I would survive this necktie of dirt.	4