/u/lazyeyelefty88's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The revulsion ripped through me in waves watching my wife's corpse float to the top of the lake.

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I asked my father using a ouija board how he died and the board was still, till mother knocked saying she made me hot cocoa.

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I used to laugh whenever my husband referred to our backyard as his "secret, invisible garden."

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" Mommy! Mommy! Look Up, It's Superman!!!"

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Pressing a cool, wet cloth to my feverish toddler's face, I tell her the vomiting will soon stop and drink up more of mommy's tea.

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I can see my hands tremble as I reach out to touch her beautiful skin, heart hammering in my throat.

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" Babe, don't worry it takes one out of 137 people for these things to go wrong."

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Being a mall Santa it's pretty common for children to ask for gifts that are beyond my capabilites, but today is different.

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I couldn't help but smile watching all the orderlies scramble to the top of scaffold to see me off to my next adventure.

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It's funny, my whole life I've been a fan of true crime stories and often would shocked by how these women would be foolish enough to meet a stranger online.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The revulsion ripped through me in waves watching my wife's corpse float to the top of the lake.	1417
I asked my father using a ouija board how he died and the board was still, till mother knocked saying she made me hot cocoa.	982
I used to laugh whenever my husband referred to our backyard as his "secret, invisible garden."	763
" Mommy! Mommy! Look Up, It's Superman!!!"	680
Pressing a cool, wet cloth to my feverish toddler's face, I tell her the vomiting will soon stop and drink up more of mommy's tea.	159
I can see my hands tremble as I reach out to touch her beautiful skin, heart hammering in my throat.	147
" Babe, don't worry it takes one out of 137 people for these things to go wrong."	114
Being a mall Santa it's pretty common for children to ask for gifts that are beyond my capabilites, but today is different.	47
I couldn't help but smile watching all the orderlies scramble to the top of scaffold to see me off to my next adventure.	40
It's funny, my whole life I've been a fan of true crime stories and often would shocked by how these women would be foolish enough to meet a stranger online.	32