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[WP] "Anna" said the umistakable voice of God. "The sun will go nova in 7 years. I want you to build an Ark! "
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[WP] Remember The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe? Well this is more like Some Monkeys, A Shaman, and Your Icebox.
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[WP] Take the red pill, and you will become Morpheus. You will find The One. Take the blue pill, and you will go to your high school's job fair tomorrow.
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[WP] We finally cross the vastness of space and encounter our first alien species on a beautiful distant planet. "Aaargh," one of them shouts, "Ned, get the traps. The humans are have gotten in the garden again!"
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[WP] After years of being the last person on Earth, there's one habit you just can't break: using your turn signals.
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[WP] When the AI took over our entire military and turned on humanity, we were stunned to our sexbots defending us... and winning!
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[WP] A week after moving into your first apartment, there's a knock on the door. Opening it, you see a supermodel you dont recognize burst into tears. "Take me back" she pleads, "you're the only one who never called me stupid!"
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