/u/legalbagelbeagle's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You, a plumber named Mario, spent weeks slaughtering goombas to get to King Koopas castle. You finally killed him by jumping on top of his head. Then, princess peach comes out wielding an axe and screams “YOU KILLED MY BOYFRIEND!”
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[WP] Your name is Sylllthlthhythl but you go by Frank. You were sent to infiltrate the human world. The Lizard Kingdom spared no expense in your covert plastic surgery. Unfortunately for them, you've grown to love the warm sunny beaches, strong martinis, and abundant crickets in the human world.
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[WP] You are a Demi-God, child of a Greater God. You died heroically and were rewarded with eternity in Elysium. Another God tricked you into drinking from the river Lethe erasing your memory. You remember having an unfinished purpose and so you convince Charon to ferry you to the land of the living
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[WP] The year is 2123. You were born in the 1990s and married in 2023. Scientists made both of you immortal sometime during your middle age. After a century, your partner still leaves dirty clothes on the floor after showers. It's time to put an end to this!
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[WP] Spirits are all around us. They do not interact with us but they have a memory. An earth spirit lived within dirt and clay where humans build a crossroad. The earth spirit tells the wind spirit of memories of centuries of weary travellers, happy reunions, and bitter grudges.
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[WP] "And then the dinosaur rips off his mask takes out his dual pistols and says 'time for YOU to go extinct.' Well, what do you think?" Your best friend, with a terminal disease, finished telling you the most horrible idea for a screenplay. You have to pretend that it's going to be a blockbuster.
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[WP] In the 1990's a blockbuster video ripped out of our universe and into another. Along with its lone employee and 1970's-1990's era VHS, the blockbuster video landed in an inhabited planet. The inhabitants built a religion around the videos that they found and declared the store's clerk a God.
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[WP] “My name is Gruk’narg the lizard man who will end the surface world… and I am an alcoholic.” He continued to say that if he was not an alcoholic he would end all life above ground. You, a Alcoholics Anonymous coach are conflicted.
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[EU] When Xzibit couldn't afford a car, no one helped him. Now, as a fabulously wealthy rapper, he kidnaps rich people and tortures them by pimping their rides in horrifically dumb ways.
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