/u/legalbagelbeagle's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "So everything comes down to either God's plan or human free will?" - "Almost" - "The plague?" - "God's Plan." - "World War 2?" - "Free will." - "What about furries?" - God fell silent and scowled. "That... is something much more nefarious..."
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[WP] In the 17th century you died in battle fighting pagans during your missionary trip in the new world. You find yourself at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter lets the Pagans through. He turns to you. "So you killed people if they didn't believe in God?" ... shit... think of something. FAST!
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[WP] The last hold-out country on Earth finally legalizes all drugs ending intergalactic sanctions. Earth immediately becomes a tourist destination for junkies across the galaxy. Now we realize that Area 51 and the war on drugs made sense. Reagan was protecting us from space junkies, not ourselves.
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[WP] you work as an auto mechanic at a gas station with an auto bay. A strange saucer materializes and an orange hairless orangutan asks you to clean the windows in exchange for “two slabs of salt.”
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[WP] "Haha, behind this door is definitely NOT a tunnel to the secret underground civilization that I belong to." Your best friend suspiciously interjects during a sleepover. The next morning, before your friend wakes, you decide to investigate.
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[WP] It’s Christmas time in Capitol city. I work at one of those hotels run by gangsters for gangsters. It’s a neutral zone. No killing within these walls. But I’m no gangster. I just took this job to meet people and make money so one day I could do that thing and be somebody important…
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[WP] Long have you suffered waiting for your husband's return. Eons ago you were stricken with a disease called mortality. Your immortal lover made you pledge your undying soul until he could cure mortality. Your lover returns today... with his new girlfriend.
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[WR] You- yes you. The one reading this. You are transported back into midevil Eastern Europe. You think you can really contribute to society except you don’t know any Middle Ages Lithuanian and your first attempt at telling people about how soap works made them suspect that you’re a witch.
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[WP] We recently made contact with an alien civilization. You are part of the welcoming party establishing formal relations. Their species uses photosynthesis to survive. When they see that humans eat other animals they are horrified. You must save humanity.
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