/u/lemonsaremelons's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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That jerk just gave me the middle finger!

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It's 2am and I'm so tired and my head hurts.

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I always thought that during the apocalypse I'd be out having adventures and killing zombies

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The grown-ups all cooed over little BIlly's magic tricks

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John yelled as he fought off the invisible attacker

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The crazy man babbled, "aliens have infiltrated the government and are going to destroy humanity!"

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I'm still waiting for the doctor to come back with the results of my baby's medical tests

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With his dying breath, my grandfather told me to take care of my brother

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"Look at what I found under my dad's bed!" Jimmy bragged to his friends.

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"I am NOT afraid of the dark," Suzy told herself, trying to be brave

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
That jerk just gave me the middle finger!	7770
It's 2am and I'm so tired and my head hurts.	137
I always thought that during the apocalypse I'd be out having adventures and killing zombies	122
The grown-ups all cooed over little BIlly's magic tricks	96
John yelled as he fought off the invisible attacker	85
The crazy man babbled, "aliens have infiltrated the government and are going to destroy humanity!"	76
I'm still waiting for the doctor to come back with the results of my baby's medical tests	47
With his dying breath, my grandfather told me to take care of my brother	44
"Look at what I found under my dad's bed!" Jimmy bragged to his friends.	44
"I am NOT afraid of the dark," Suzy told herself, trying to be brave	25