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[WP] They say there are two certainties in life: death and taxes. One day, death comes for the tax collector.
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[WP] Time and space have switched places. You can travel easily through time, but you have no control over your constant movement forward through space.
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[WP] His fans call him a super hero. His detractors call him a vigilante with no respect for the law. But you? You just call him Dad.
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[WP] You are the best homicide detective in the city. Your colleagues respect you and the public loves you, as you always seem to find the clue that leads to finding the murderer. Little do they know, you are actually a serial killer who always remembers to leave a "clue" at the scene of the crime.
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James laughed at me when I told him I could control electricity with my mind, but look who's laughing now
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