/u/lenny_ray's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Mooom, Daaaad, there's a monster under my bed again!", yelled my 4-yr-old.

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"It all went great", said the beaming surgeon who'd just separated me from my brain-dead conjoined twin.

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I had thought myself so brave and chivalrous as I traversed the treacherous woods strewn with the corpses of all the princes that had come before me.

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I laughed as the carnival fortune teller feigned horror, and declared I would "depart this mortal plane" in two days.

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[JAN23] I have always loved that old two-faced mask passed down to me through 5 generations, and I have always believed the stories that it is responsible for our family's immense wealth and good fortune.

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[JAN23] The two-faced woman screamed with both mouths when she saw what she had just birthed.

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The wolf ushered her cubs into the den, and trembled with fear, as she sniffed the danger in the air that had already caimed her mate, her parents, her siblings.

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[APR23] The courtiers laughed at every silly gesture and every amusing gibberish word, and the King laughed right along with them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Mooom, Daaaad, there's a monster under my bed again!", yelled my 4-yr-old.	3128
"It all went great", said the beaming surgeon who'd just separated me from my brain-dead conjoined twin.	511
I had thought myself so brave and chivalrous as I traversed the treacherous woods strewn with the corpses of all the princes that had come before me.	64
I laughed as the carnival fortune teller feigned horror, and declared I would "depart this mortal plane" in two days.	51
[JAN23] I have always loved that old two-faced mask passed down to me through 5 generations, and I have always believed the stories that it is responsible for our family's immense wealth and good fortune.	19
[JAN23] The two-faced woman screamed with both mouths when she saw what she had just birthed.	16
The wolf ushered her cubs into the den, and trembled with fear, as she sniffed the danger in the air that had already caimed her mate, her parents, her siblings.	15
[APR23] The courtiers laughed at every silly gesture and every amusing gibberish word, and the King laughed right along with them.	9