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Hey guys, it's god, this is my 2 weeks notice to y'all.

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"I wish that no mosquito will ever bite another human being ever again!" I told the genie.

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My clothes were wet and the only sign of his struggle for life until he went limp.

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So I guess y'all heard god quit, Not sure why you all are so happy about that...

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[JUL21] we could have sworn the rain came down clear yesterday, yet all the puddles and dew are a dark thick red...

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[MAY 21] "Mother, may I pet the cat", I asked my mother.

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My being stretches throughout the molten core and the crust of this world and I need only to flex to end it all.

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[JUL21] I swore the rain came down clear last night, but when we looked outside all the puddles and dew were a dark thick red.

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I live as one within the earth, and am growing tired of this fact.

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Death leaves most paralyzed, literally.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Hey guys, it's god, this is my 2 weeks notice to y'all.	3604
"I wish that no mosquito will ever bite another human being ever again!" I told the genie.	290
My clothes were wet and the only sign of his struggle for life until he went limp.	14
So I guess y'all heard god quit, Not sure why you all are so happy about that...	12
[JUL21] we could have sworn the rain came down clear yesterday, yet all the puddles and dew are a dark thick red...	10
[MAY 21] "Mother, may I pet the cat", I asked my mother.	9
My being stretches throughout the molten core and the crust of this world and I need only to flex to end it all.	5
[JUL21] I swore the rain came down clear last night, but when we looked outside all the puddles and dew were a dark thick red.	1
I live as one within the earth, and am growing tired of this fact.	1
Death leaves most paralyzed, literally.	0