/u/linus_rules's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"We visit Earth because it is not a planet", explained the aliens.

1072 upvotes

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I enjoy when my boyfriend handcuffs me during sex.

36 upvotes

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The mother with her children passed in front of the mirror and stepped back to look at it incredulously.

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After two years of riding his bike on the roads, he knew them well.

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We camped with my boyfriend in the most remote and beautiful point of the national park, to satisfy our desire to make love in the forest.

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Today, I have sold out my whole production of apples.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"We visit Earth because it is not a planet", explained the aliens.	1072
I enjoy when my boyfriend handcuffs me during sex.	36
The mother with her children passed in front of the mirror and stepped back to look at it incredulously.	25
After two years of riding his bike on the roads, he knew them well.	11
We camped with my boyfriend in the most remote and beautiful point of the national park, to satisfy our desire to make love in the forest.	9
Today, I have sold out my whole production of apples.	2