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When it was clear that the zombie apocalypse was upon us, we knew our best option was to wait it out until they decomposed.

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When the rotting zombies began to be preyed upon by birds and insects, we assumed the apocalypse wouldn't last for much longer.

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As someone with a high enough clearance to know what happened in Rosewell, New Mexico, I can confirm that aliens didn't crash a flying saucer there in 1947.

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We all solemnly stared at the moon, which was shining brightly above us.

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A corpse walks into a bar.

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The audience cheered me on as I wolfed down the last of 50 hot dogs and won the competition.

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When a time machine was finally built, scientists sent a video camera into the past to see how the dinosaurs went extinct.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When it was clear that the zombie apocalypse was upon us, we knew our best option was to wait it out until they decomposed.	5628
When the rotting zombies began to be preyed upon by birds and insects, we assumed the apocalypse wouldn't last for much longer.	324
As someone with a high enough clearance to know what happened in Rosewell, New Mexico, I can confirm that aliens didn't crash a flying saucer there in 1947.	58
We all solemnly stared at the moon, which was shining brightly above us.	47
A corpse walks into a bar.	1
The audience cheered me on as I wolfed down the last of 50 hot dogs and won the competition.	1
When a time machine was finally built, scientists sent a video camera into the past to see how the dinosaurs went extinct.	1