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My mother cried out in horror as she walked in on me wishing to a genie to give me the same slim shapely figure as my sister.

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When my fun and popular twin suggested we switch clothes for the day I got excited at the thought of hanging out with the cool kids for a change.

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I chuckled as my kid accidently got into the identical car behind me in the school pick up line.

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The only way to defeat the monsters that ravaged my village was to get one on my side.

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She smiled warmly as she felt her husband embrace her from behind.

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Greg drove away from that town as fast as he could, searching petrified into the rear view mirror at the receding street lights for anything that might have followed him.

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He scoffed at his new prisoner when she told him he needed to flick the light switch three times or the monster would come.

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[JAN22] As a child my Dad had terrified me with stories about the troll that lived under the bridge in our garden.

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In all my years as a psychiatrist no patient with an imaginary friend could actually show me who he was talking about.

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[MAR22] WIBTA if I told my wife that I’m uncomfortable that her mother brings over satanic charms for our baby’s crib?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mother cried out in horror as she walked in on me wishing to a genie to give me the same slim shapely figure as my sister.	10772
When my fun and popular twin suggested we switch clothes for the day I got excited at the thought of hanging out with the cool kids for a change.	4489
I chuckled as my kid accidently got into the identical car behind me in the school pick up line.	1806
The only way to defeat the monsters that ravaged my village was to get one on my side.	302
She smiled warmly as she felt her husband embrace her from behind.	232
Greg drove away from that town as fast as he could, searching petrified into the rear view mirror at the receding street lights for anything that might have followed him.	45
He scoffed at his new prisoner when she told him he needed to flick the light switch three times or the monster would come.	40
[JAN22] As a child my Dad had terrified me with stories about the troll that lived under the bridge in our garden.	37
In all my years as a psychiatrist no patient with an imaginary friend could actually show me who he was talking about.	29
[MAR22] WIBTA if I told my wife that I’m uncomfortable that her mother brings over satanic charms for our baby’s crib?	22