/u/loopymon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The first humans land on a planet in another solar system. They find a thriving society led by dinosaurs. “Is it safe to come back to Earth yet?” They ask, with fear in their eyes.
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[WP] An alien parasite infects the brains of millions of humans worldwide. Zombies can remove the parasite without causing damage, but the parasite has run an effective campaign convincing humans that zombies only want to eat their brains.
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[WP] You have no inner monologue. Instead, your thoughts are voiced by a small man named Greg, who always follows you. No one else can see or hear Greg, which is why it’s really unusual when he starts up a conversation with a stranger on the bus.
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[WP] After summoning the Fae, you told her all you wanted was a fair deal. On the minus side, she took the entire country fair and everyone in it across to the Fae Realm, but on the plus side you are now the proud owner of a PlayStation 5.
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[WP] “Do something!” You scream, as the bullets fly past you. “You’re supposed to be my guardian angel!” “I told you,” the figure next to you yells back, fear in their eyes. “I’m just an intern!”
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[WP] The first thing you learned as a kindergarten teacher wasn't how to control children, nor how to keep them entertained. The first thing you learned as a kindergarten teacher was how easy it is for small children to accidentally summon demons.
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[WP] What most people don’t realise about demons is that they’re actually really small—around six inches or so on average. They’d be absolutely terrifying if you didn’t have to worry about accidentally stepping on them each time they’re summoned.
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[WP] “Daddy you remember how you said you’d do anything for me?” “Yes…” “Can you make sure it doesn’t rain for my birthday party?” And that’s how you found yourself walking up Mount Olympus, ready to petition Zeus, the god of weather.
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[WP] The Gods always believed that humans could not affect their power. But you are Cirrus, the little known god of the clouds. You used to be the joke of celestial parties, but after humans began moving to online data storage, the knowledge you now possess rivals that of Zeus himself.
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[WP] It’s been 20 years since the apocalypse and all that’s left to eat is fruit cake. It’s everywhere you go—in supermarkets, restaurants, and home kitchens, there’s nothing but fruit cake. And the worst part is that something keeps mysteriously restocking it after you take it.
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