/u/loopymon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] None of the other adventurers realised the bard was the strongest member of their party. Not because of her healing magic, nor the innate power of music. Because of the rocket launcher she smuggled in on her spaceship that was now hiding in her lute case.
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[WP] Overnight, someone mysteriously deposits forty million dollars into your bank account. You go to the bank to report the error. The teller looks at you funny, assures you that the transfer was legitimate, then quickly rushes you out of their office and closes the bank for the day.
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[WP] When you first saw the ghost appear behind you in the mirror, you ran screaming. The second time, you were afraid, but you realised it didn’t want to hurt you. Now you’re both friends, and it often gives you helpful fashion advice.
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[WP] You purchase a small cabin in the middle of the woods. Every night since you moved in, around about midnight, you hear the unmistakeable sound of something drawing a large, sharp fingernail across the outside of your bedroom window.
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[WP] When you turned 18, you learnt that magic was real and you accepted a position at the local school for magic. What you didn’t realise though is that there are many magical schools, and yours is the occult equivalent of a community college.
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[WP] You are the least evil of all the evil villains. Whether your dastardly plot involves eating tuna at work, taking up two seats on the bus, or leaving the toilet seat up, you are a minor annoyance to the local superhero community.
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[WP] A human is held captive by evil octopus scientists, who conduct experiments on the “quadpus” so they can take over the world. A group of rebel octopi break into the facility to rescue the human, aided by an ill tempered but well meaning dolphin.
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[WP] When you were in law school, you spent two months as an intern to a fairy so that you could learn the subtleties of contract law. You've just won your first major lawsuit, but you're unsure what to do with all of the children you received as damages.
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[WP] "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. Brown paper packages tied up with string. These are a few signs that the target is nearby. And remember team, she is considered armed and extremely dangerous."
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[WP] You are a real estate agent who specialises in selling the castles and fortresses that dark wizards leave behind when they are vanquished. Most people think it’s an impossible job, but a few cleaning spells and some creative wordplay usually gets you results.
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