/u/loopymon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You start the video. "This is the LockPickingLawyer, and today what I'm going to show you is how to open a portal to the Underworld using a ordinary clothes pin and a ball peen hammer."
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[WP] A sneaky demon changes its name to a random combination of sounds in order to prevent humans from summoning it. Unfortunately for the demon, it didn’t consider Ms Varney’s fourth grade class and their attempt to play Jingle Bells at the Christmas recital.
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[WP] Schrödinger had it wrong. The cats weren’t dead and alive. They were something much, much worse.
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[WP] You are a cab driver. One day a zombie and a human jump in the back of your cab. “Just start driving!” Screams the human. “Braaaains!” Agrees the zombie.
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[WP] As an international criminal mastermind, you've bested almost every three letter agency in the world--the CIA, the NSA, the KGB, and the MSS to name a few. But there's one agency that always seems to be one step ahead of you: the BBC.
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[WP] “Hey Bogor!” The first alien yells, smiling. “This human just asked me if anti-gravity was real!” “Really? So how does it think it’s airplanes work?” The second alien asks, laughing. “Get this—it thinks they move tiny pieces of air around!” The first one replies. “Ha! Should we tell it?”
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[WP] A dragon kidnaps a prince and locks him away in a tower. A peasant’s daughter sets out to argue with the dragon to release the prince. The peasant’s daughter is student of law, but unfortunately so is the prince and he’s enjoying the break from royal duties.
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[WP] Your magic ability is based on your natural hair colour—red headed people are good with fire, golden blonde with wealth, etc. Your parents lived near an abandoned nuclear plant when you were born, and your hair glows in infra red.
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[WP] "Answer my riddle or die." The Sphinx said to the human. But after failing the riddle, the human pulled out a ray gun and the Sphinx rapidly changed it's story.
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