WritingPrompts

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[WP] You inherited a knife which cuts through emotions rather than matter. You use it to help people, cutting out anger, hatred, greed, and envy. This morning a small child approached you and asked you to cut out her fear.	41
[WP] As you look in the mirror, you see a reflection of yourself, perfect in every detail. This is weird, because vampires aren’t supposed to have reflections.	40
[WP] When you took over the Navy, all the job description said was “Train more Navy Seals.” It took a lot of pilchards, and quite a few inflatable balls, but finally your herd is ready to perform at the Navy’s birthday party celebrations. 🦭	40
[WP] When you were young, your parents told you not to read in the dark because it was bad for your eyes. Once you left home you decided to rebel, and you pulled out a book with the lights off. Suddenly a tiny overweight bald man with wings appears, holding a light, and says, “Well it’s about time!”	40
[WP] It’s all become a test of strength. Your strength to keep holding on to the branch above you. The branch’s strength to keep connected to the tree. And the strength of the zombie’s patience to keep circling below you.	40
[WP] A carpenter uses Mjolnir to make a table and accidentally opens a portal to Asgard.	39
[WP] The first alien vessel to reach Earth touches down gently in the field. The doors open and a small figure emerges. It looks around nervously, walks slowly towards the human delegation, leans in towards the ambassador, and states, “I am in so much trouble… it’s my first day.”	39
[WP] In the zombie apocalypse, the zombies fought against those who had the most brains. As the two sides began to wipe each other out, the only survivors were the dim witted. You, a person of normally below average intelligence, are now the smartest human alive.	39
[WP] It’s your first day at work and you brought down the computer network, almost set the lunchroom on fire and scratched three cars in the car park. Your boss laughed it off as first day nerves, which is offensive as you’re actually trying to bring the company down, you’re just really bad at it.	39
[WP] Most people thought the statement that the dinosaurs became extinct because they didn’t have a space program was just a joke. But when humanity finally reaches out amongst the stars, the number of species that used to reside on Earth that live out there now is astounding.	38

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