WritingPrompts

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[SP] There’s a reason it’s called the “dark side” of the moon, and it has nothing to do with the position of the sun.	23
[WP] You work as a programmer for a highly classified government computer system. One day you notice your code can affect reality around you. You decide to see what would happen if you program an infinite loop.	23
[WP] You are the first human ever to sneeze and your cave buddies are starting to get nervous.	23
[WP] One day, you save the life of a zombie. In return, the zombie vows to protect you from any threat. Unfortunately the zombie takes a very broad view of “threat”, as it tries to protect you from your final math exam.	22
[WP] Shortly after the invention of the telephone, an evil witch cursed the human race to come to an end if telemarketers are exterminated. It’s now 2050, and you work in a secretive underground call centre, the last of its kind, determined to save all of humanity.	22
[WP] Your grandpa is convinced that gnomes are stealing his tomatoes. You watch over the garden with him one night, and shortly after he falls asleep, a gnome appears. You gasp, and the gnome turns towards you, narrows its gaze, and starts walking menacingly towards you.	22
[WP] You drift into consciousness. “…no idea what it even is Doctor?” “I think it’s a kidney, but it’s not supposed to be that colour? Let’s remove it just to be safe.” “Wait that’s just my…” you begin, before passing out again.	22
[WP] The first humans on Mars are surprised to find what looks like a recording studio. Inside is a set of the moon, with a large US flag and some 1960s cameras.	22
[WP] You open your eyes to see a hooded figure standing in front of you holding a scythe. The figure points at you, aghast. “Oh shit!” It exclaims. “I must be having a near-human experience!”	22
[WP] "I cannot see it on the tip of your tongue," the alien says, forcing your mouth open wider. "I ask again human, where did you leave the keys to my vessel?" "Blrghadafr" You reply, sweating profusely.	22

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