/u/loopymon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Gordon Ramsay’s private jet crashes in the jungle and he is captured by cannibals. They are very confused about why he is more upset over their menu choices than he is over being on the menu.
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[WP] The small flame had been burning in the church for centuries. No one knew why, just that it had always been this way—until one day when the priest arrived to find the entire church burned to the ground.
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[SP] A group of aliens are sitting around on their home planet, trying to make sense of a television broadcast they’ve just received from Earth.
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[WP] Over the years, you’ve been known to tempt fate. But it’s still a surprise when, after your latest antic, Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos appear in front of you. “We know we shouldn’t,” they say, smiling mischievously. “But…”
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[WP] The party bursts from the trees into the clearing, zombie horde hard on their heels. Lost for breath, the leader looks back to see the zombies have all stopped in the forest. "Why aren't they following..." The leader gasps, before being cut off by a large roar ahead.
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[WP] You can fix any computer problem with a single thought. You take up a job with an IT Help Desk and troll people by repairing their computer after you’ve told them to turn it off and on again.
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[WP] You receive a letter in the mail marked “return to sender”. Your name is listed as the sender, and the postmark is for next week.
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[WP] When you moved into the house, there was only one rule—don’t open the door under the stairs. And for 50 years, you don’t, and then you die. But then when your ghost begins to haunt the house, you feel an irresistible pull towards the door.
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[WP] Scientists discover a new planet and you’re on the first spaceship there. But as you crash down, you realise it’s not a new planet at all but Earth, as it was in the 1940s—and you’ve just landed in Roswell, New Mexico.
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