WritingPrompts

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[WP] Unbeknownst to humanity, God is a bit of a green thumb. Before entering Heaven, you have to answer to each and every plant you’ve ever let die.	1
[WP] The town was shocked when they heard about the kidnapping at school. It got worse when he woke up.	1
[WP] You are the captain of a space ship travelling near the speed of light. Despite the big “caution” sticker, you decide to turn the headlights on to see what will happen. Suddenly you hear a loud chime, and the words “SUPERLUMINAL TRAVEL UNLOCKED: +20XP” appear above your head.	1
[WP] Man flu becomes more severe the higher your social status. When a doctor or politician gets man flu, the entire town feels the impact. But when a king gets man flu…	1
[WP] After watching the world end thousands of times across multiple timelines, you realise the only way to prevent Armageddon is to stop yourself being born. You vow to let world end in the most ridiculous way possible, because screw that.	1
[WP] As was custom, the ICBM test landed in the ocean. But three days later an emissary arrived, declaring war on behalf of the nation of Atlantis.	1
[WP] Giant squid squid stay drunk for centuries. That’s why no one has seen them—they’ve all been sleeping off the high from eating rum-filled pirate ships in the 1600s. Today, the first giant squid in centuries sobered up.	1
[WP] Rather than raise taxes, the government decides to make the road rules pay to win.	1
[WP] You write your own autobiography. When you reach the current day, you continue to write what you wish would happen to you. Everything you write comes true.	1
[WO] “Do something!” You scream, as the bullets fly past you. “You’re supposed to be my guardian angel!” “I told you,” the figure next to you yells back, fear in their eyes. “I’m just an intern!”	1

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