/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] Every year, half of the world’s population randomly disappears, and the other half is cloned. It’s 2035, and by quirk of fate the entire human race is just you and 8 billion versions of “Bob”.
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[WP] There’s something odd about the new mayor. They only come out at night, no one ever sees them eat, and they put a county wide ban on importing garlic. The town is baffled, but you understand—they’re obviously vegan. Good thing you’re taking kale salad to the mayor’s party tonight.
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[WP] After billions of dollars invested, and decades of research, the most powerful corporate executives in the world have finally done it. They've finally ended the need for humans to sleep.
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[WP] Each year you unintentionally annoy Santa by giving your child a better Christmas present than he does. The first year Santa trampled your rose garden in disgust, then the next year his reindeer left a surprise on your lawn. This year he’s stopped being passive aggressive.
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[WP] A mathematics teacher is diagnosed with cancer, but they can’t afford their medical bills. In desperation, they turn to the criminal underworld, and they start producing illegal equations.
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[WP] The whole town turned out to watch the Hero’s final battle with the Villain. But they didn’t realise that the town’s water supply had been spiked and they were all hallucinating. The Hero was just a homeless guy in his underwear and the Villain a department store manikin.
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[WP] When a ferocious monster attacks an alien civilization, the aliens come to Earth looking for a mighty hero. And that's how they found you, breaking down a whole cow in your job as an apprentice butcher.
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[WP] When evil threatens, your only option is to travel the land and place a number of swords into stone to create a protective ward over the world. Only problem is, some kid keeps removing them thinking it will make him a king.
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[WP] Dragons are real, and they are beautiful, majestic creatures—unless you’re an air traffic controller. Then they’re worse than drones.
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