/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] An assassin seduces their target so they can get close for the kill. But their target is an immortal, tired of life and seeking release.
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[WP] The small flame had been burning in the church for centuries. No one knew why, just that it had always been this way—until one day when the priest arrived to find the entire church burned to the ground.
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[WP] Gordon Ramsay’s private jet crashes in the jungle and he is captured by cannibals. They are very confused about why he is more upset over their menu choices than he is over being on the menu.
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[WP] You interned in a supervillain’s workshop over the summer holidays and learnt how to make all kinds of weapons and gadgets. But your grandfather boasted about it to his friends at the retirement home, and now they’re asking you to build them all sorts of weird contraptions.
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[WP] What no one tells you is that becoming a vampire takes a really long time. I starts with a general dislike of garlic, then moves on to enjoying rare steak. You’ve just progressed to the “illogical fear of wooden objects” phase. This makes your job as a school teacher rather difficult.
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[WP] You remember going to see the hypnotist perform, but then nothing until you woke up this morning. And you definitely can’t think of any reason you should be covered in honey and feathers.
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[WP] The party bursts from the trees into the clearing, zombie horde hard on their heels. Lost for breath, the leader looks back to see the zombies have all stopped in the forest. "Why aren't they following..." The leader gasps, before being cut off by a large roar ahead.
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[WP] It’s the 1990’s, and you’ve just met your future self. You don’t know why they were so insistent that you invest in apples, but you vow to buy every fruit tree you can find.
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[WP] You can fix any computer problem with a single thought. You take up a job with an IT Help Desk and troll people by repairing their computer after you’ve told them to turn it off and on again.
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