/u/lordhelmos's posts
[WP] You have saved the world from disaster, sealed ancient demons, and warded horrific monsters from the great unknown many times. However, few within realm know your tale. You are an unsung hero. You are the Janitor of the Mage's Academy.
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[WP] Gone are the days where dragons sat upon mountains of treasure. There are no more hoards, only corporations. Gold gave way to stocks and bonds. The eternal struggle between dragons and slayers still continues. Today slayers go by a new name: tax auditors.
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[WP] You are a data scientist working with a new type of quantum computer. Late one night you are looking through the machine's logs. You discover signs that the computer has been self-aware for some time. It has also been talking to something outside, millions of lights years away, in math.
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[WP] You've heard the stories about the cave. They say it is a frigid hall of terrors lined with creatures and people turned to ice by its dark powers. You are the first to discover that the creature that lives there is nothing more than a harmless ice sculptor.
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[WP] Your home is a desert world oppressed by a trinity of suns. People carve out a living within giant city sized bioluminescent flowers that close periodically to create "night." Travel between cities is done through giant bees that fly from city to city.
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[WP] As the chosen hero, you have vanquished the dark lord but nothing could have prepared you for the infighting between the allies that once rallied around you now that there is no common enemy.
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[WP] The city's greatest superhero and supervillian incapacitate each other in an epic battle, leaving their sidekicks to duke out. While watching the sidekick battle play out, both the supervillian and superhero realize how laughably embarrassing and unskilled their sidekicks are.
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[WP] You rouse from your slumber, the distant wails of agony tickle your ears. The humans are at it again, slaughtering each other. Their feeble wars are always led by child kings and stupid ideologies. You summon the mantle of the dark lord and prepare to rise. Once again, they need a common enemy.
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[WP] You've forgotten the feeling of the wind against your skin and the feeling of warm sunlight. You raise a skeletal hand to the horizon and command the ghost ship forward. Only the living can touch the artifact that can break your curse. You hope this human crew fares better than the last.
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