/u/lordsaucyspaghetti's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It was a great day today, I had just been promoted in work, and my wife is pregnant with a baby!

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That annoying bell was ringing all night.

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They always knew I was sensitive about criticism, and that I hated being insulted.

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I dialed 911, begging for help becuse there was an intruder in my house looking for me.

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My parents always taught me to look where I was going

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It spread everywhere, people coughing just merely by inhaling the air around them.

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I never saw my 7yo brother after he went into the kitchen to help cook.

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I drove all over Florida while looking for my dog

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We were banging pots and pans together to celebrate the front line workers battling the disease.

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I knew it was a good idea to hide in our new fridge!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was a great day today, I had just been promoted in work, and my wife is pregnant with a baby!	673
That annoying bell was ringing all night.	38
They always knew I was sensitive about criticism, and that I hated being insulted.	33
I dialed 911, begging for help becuse there was an intruder in my house looking for me.	19
My parents always taught me to look where I was going	15
It spread everywhere, people coughing just merely by inhaling the air around them.	7
I never saw my 7yo brother after he went into the kitchen to help cook.	7
I drove all over Florida while looking for my dog	5
We were banging pots and pans together to celebrate the front line workers battling the disease.	3
I knew it was a good idea to hide in our new fridge!	0